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Editor's Blog
February 2nd,2009
Groundhog day!
The world is still in shock and awe after the amazing Superbowl game yesterday. Kurt Warner tried to make a strong case for himself as a Hall of Fame candidate. Even though he lost I think his case is made. The Steelers passed me beloved Cowboys as they cheated their way to another Superbowl win. Maybe they didn't cheat but society cheats on themselves when you are not a fan of the Cowboys. The Cowboys are America's team! Vote Cowboys or be deported for treason.
Anyways that retarded brown fur ball will pop his head out the ground today and cast a shadow that we feel will help us predict the weather the next few weeks. I would think that people know by now that it will continue to be cold because we are in the cycle when the sun is shining more on the other side of the earth. There is some simple science for you.
I have to go work at my part time job where I lead my district in sales after only working for the job for one month. I also got named to represent my school on the YAAC council. I am a proud gamecock!
Suck my balls and e-mail me complaints at support@yourpartyexperience.com.
Editor's Blog
February 18th,2009
First book completed
I could be the biggest procrastinator when it comes to writing. I get started on some great book and then stop five to ten pages into writing it. Writer's block is not the problem. Something usually comes up that is more important at the time like a blowjob or videogames.
Well call me a hack no more! I finally finished writing my first full book a week ago. Yes the book is very short and doesn't even reach a 100 pages. I did meet the minimum requirements of 30,000 words for short story status with 8 words to spare. The completion of the book is a shining moment in my life but I rushed to finish the book and didn't really elaborate on my story line that much.
If you are looking for a book that will melt your heart and bring tears of joy than you probably should pass on my book. But if you want to read about hate, rage, drugs, alcohol abuse, neglected children, and porn you should pick up a copy of my book.
Feel free to e-mail me if you wish to purchase a copy of my masterpiece. - support@yourpartyexperience.com
Editor's Blog
March 02nd,2009
Bring back the selective service draft!
It is fine with so many that our nation no longer has a draft. While so many sit at home and enjoy their lives the cycle of violence goes on throughout the globe with American soldiers at every beckoning and call. It is a known fact that we have an "all volunteer" military but it is the same "volunteers" that keep serving over and over and over.
Take for instance the story of the NC woman called up from the IRR list. We all know that when we enlist our term is usually four years active with a four year inactive status. The military can at any time call up that person on inactive service and deploy them wherever the military sees fit. This is great to those who it doesn't affect. "I mean why me? I have a family and kids. I pay my taxes. I went to college. I am somebody here in the United States." None of those bullshit excuses mattered when the United States and our country was looking at possible extermination during WWII. So now this mother who has a husband who does traveling sales once again has to lace up a pair of boots to serve her country when there are so many able bodied men and women who would piss their pants if asked to serve in the military. People are so quick to forget that freedom came at the price of the few that died for so many.
I am just pissed because it is the same people over and over again that defend our country. Our Americans who are on IRR can't begin a normal life because there is no telling when they might get called up. They leave active duty and are expected to live normal lives and get normal jobs. That is barely possible anymore because just as soon as that person finds a way to pay the bills they are yanked back to active duty. It if unfair that so many want to stand by and watch their neighbor, coworker, friend, or even a relative lace up a pair of boots and defend this country. Some understand that a military service member is important to the vitality of this country and to our freedom. Others sip their Starbuck's coffee while driving their Ford Mustang to work and think "better them than me".
Life takes us in so many directions. I did my time in the service and got out. Most don't know this but I wanted to be a career soldier. Going to college and working a minimum wage job at RadioShack weren't in my career plans. I was not forced out the military but career advancement was at a stand still. I wish I could of done more for my country. It eats me up everyday. I cry when I think about the friends I lost in the war. I think about my mentor Sgt. Matthew Hunter who died overseas from an IED. I understand what that flag means and despise those who burn it. "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood isn't just a song to me; it is an anthem about this country. I understand why those soldiers do what they do and take a bullet for another soldier they barely know. The problem is that so many don't and while we all focus on the tough economic times and our own lives we sometimes forget how good we do have it. I even forget sometimes how good I have it. Knowing that I have a bed to sleep in at night and a free country to live in is due to the blood spilled by the few that fight a war that many don't understand.
Next time you feel like resting your laurels and flicking the finger to that old person that cut you off in the lane be thankful for them. That person at one time possibly could of been the reason for your existence. They might of made sure your mommy and daddy were safe and secure at one time in this country.
SO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY FOR YOUR COUNTRY?
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Editor's Blog
February 18th,2009
Start of the new football season
With all the bad economy news, celebrity deaths, and obnxious weather there is some good things on the horizon. FOOTBALL SEASON IS FINALLY HERE! This is the time to get all your buddies together and get the grills fired up. Whether you are a college, NFL, or a fan of both you know important the season is to you and your fandom.
It would be nice to see people put their personal problems aside and remember that each weekend for the next five months will be packed with pigskins. So get ready to chill out, grab a cold beer, and hang out with some buddies. Fuck the economy; they aren't controlling the winning or losing of the game. Only players have that choice; at least I think they do?
Share your favorite pigskin moments with me at support@yourpartyexperience.com .
